Ugh! Mornings! July 21, 2009
I am so not a morning person. I hate waking up. I hate getting out of bed. Once I do get out of bed, I hate having to get dressed and get ready for work. I write meaningless posts on my blog such as this one just to avoid the “getting ready” process. I hate eating a hurried breakfast. I hate having to jump into reality the moment I wake up. I know, there is a solution to this problem. It’s called waking up earlier. But…
Sigh! I wish I could work from home. Even better. I wish I could be paid for not working from home…
Accepting Applications April 24, 2009
For the post of onsite best friend.
Requirements:
Must willingly spend time with me instead of succumbing to academic, social or personal pressure and spending time for the sake of future gain.
Must not complain when I call in the middle of the night with intellectual, emotional, philosophical, nonsensical or whimsical demands.
Must be able to appreciate the concept of a sense of space and gauge moods.
Must consume occasional doses of gyan with a teaspoon of salt (or preferred seasoning).
Must be capable of sustaining intelligent conversation not centered around “Academics” or “People Around Us” or constantly compare life with “The Way it Was”.
Must understand that a friend is not someone who fills up time when the significant other can’t be there.
Must live within walking distance of my apartment.
Perks:
Unwavering loyalty
A shoulder to cry on
An ear to crib to
A person who cares
Endless conversations
Amazing coffee!
Closing Comments:
Individuals holding this post in the past will be able to provide further inputs regarding the post and perks
