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Dear Cosmo June 14, 2008

Filed under: Randomness, Through a Woman's Eyes, Too Much Time — The Goddess @ 2:10 pm

Dear Cosmo,

Thank you for being my friend since I was 16.

Thank you for all the times I sat with my then best friend in a corner of the club library and read the “Ways to Blow His Mind (and more…)” articles and said to each other “Eww! People do that?” at 16. To “Ooh! You can do that?” at 18 to more recently… ;-)

Thank you for teaching me to define my own style instead of being a fashion victim. And for teaching me to never wear red lipstick with red nailpolish (not that I ever would have, but I now have an authoritative source to quote) And for teaching me how to apply makeup right and what to carry in my bag. (The emergency gloss always comes in handy when there’s a cute new guy around or I feel out of place and under-dressed)

Thank you for teaching me that it’s not cool to be an indiscriminate consumerist and to blow big money on stuff that counts (That white shirt and those heels were worth that obscene amount I paid for them, thank you!)

Thank you for teaching me about office politics and health and toxic relationships and to value my man just about as much as I value my jeans :D

And oh, thanks for featuring only Sushmita Sen on your cover. I would have died if you’d made the wishy washy other one your cover girl :P

A very grateful reader

~ Me

 

Questions! Questions! Questions! April 30, 2008

Filed under: Randomness, Too Much Time — The Goddess @ 2:01 pm

We came up with this a long time ago… I’ve been meaning to add to it for a long time, but never mind… Enzoi!


Why do people in toothpaste ads talk with their mouths wide open?

How come only beautiful models wear (only) underwear in ads?

Don’t the makers of sanitary products ads realize that half the viewers are men?

What about the soap ads? Don’t men have baths? Only girls having bath always (not that men are complaining)…

Fairness cream ads… Life has no meaning if you’re not fair!

Oldspice ads and shaving cream ads… We should either be a surfer dude or a life gaurd…

According to deo ads, women are stupid enough to run after a man who smells good. And the guys are stupid enough to not get their girlfriend back by using the same stuff the other guy is…

To buy any diamond to propose or marry the guy (an average one) should sell himself. Actualy it is not fair. Why should the guy give the woman a diamond why cant the woman give him an x-box 360 or a nice watch and propose?

What never ceases to amuse me is… there’s more sex in ads for deos, jeans and beer than in condom ads!

 

To Quit April 24, 2008

Filed under: Randomness, The Way I Am, Too Much Time — The Goddess @ 2:18 pm

To quit, or not to quit: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of an outrageous job,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To quit: to be broke;
No more; and by an email to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That appraisals are heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d.

Like I said… to quit or not to quit. That is the question…