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Hot News November 14, 2006

Filed under: Life,My Idea of Humour — The Goddess @ 9:40 pm

Yesterday’s headline:

“Little Anant kidnapped from bus-stop in Delhi”

News Channels go berseck, feature updates every few minutes interfere with police investigation and tread on parents’ tissues.

Father appeals to media to respect their privacy.

Today’s Headline:

“Kidnapped Little Boy’s Father Requests Media to Respect Family’s Privacy”

Feature’s interviews of doodhwala, neighbour, neighbours doggie and school bus mechanic.

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4 Responses to “Hot News”

  1. Intimate Thoughts Says:

    hmm…thats a sad state –
    I stopped watching TV channels –

    Whats with these guys – News has ceased to be NEWS – Every thing has to be a sensation

    * Live and Exclusive
    * Only here
    * 2 tickers with local and national news
    * 1 Stock ticker
    * 1 ad banner
    * Coming up…. ad
    * Phone in comments
    * SMS poll
    * Gold Coin Contest

    F*** what the hell~ how much sensation can be there every day for about 20 news channels to claim exclusivity!!

    hope the day will not come when the we have news like – “the latest news of the hour is that there is no sensational news” Please stay tuned for expert comments on how this has happened!

    SMS your poll to 1234 blah blah…

    !!!!

    I hope the Kid comes back

  2. Nikhil Says:

    as i remember from a song, we have thirty channels of shit on the tv to choose from. and when they run out of crap, they create it.
    Life.

  3. usha Says:

    That was really funny..by the way when is your CAT??all the best…

  4. Anonymous Says:

    I wish I could wring the necks of these “journalists”… its not that they invade my privacy… it is more so that most of the time they don’t get their facts right and do more harm.


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