Twitter is too creepy (sorry all Twitterers). But I like the idea of giving random, minute by minute updates to people in my life so I use my status message on gtalk to do that. All those who want to know when the Avakaya has arrived, when I crave idli, when I read something random or want to be hit with other useless trivia about me please add me on gchat.
For a spoof on Twitter, check out the current series of B.C. cartoons here.